What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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