Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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