What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Yeah, totally.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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:-)book

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Women"s Rights

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Tennesse

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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