What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Chuck Norris

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Penis

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Asians

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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