What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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