So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Anne Frank.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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