how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Patrick is gay

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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