knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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