Boobs are nasty!

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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