knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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