What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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knock knock your gay

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Looks through the peephole.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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minced oaths

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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