- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

like my drawing of a white person?

Microsoft Windows

Penis.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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