What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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knock knock your gay

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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