- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

My Girlfriend

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Your Mom

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Write your own

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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