If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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minced oaths

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Looks through the peephole.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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