- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Your Mom

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles