Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Womens rights.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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BUTTERFARTING

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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the your face joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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