- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Dan O'Driscoll

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

antijokes

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Small titties.

Your mom goes to college

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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