roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

My mom just died....

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Women's rights.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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