whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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WNBA

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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knock knock your gay

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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