A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Josh kissing a girl

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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