What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

a black guy leaves prison

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

My mom just died....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Anti Joke

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