Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

the your face joke

"Hello." "Hi."

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Wolf Pussy

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

A black goes to college

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Kittens.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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