- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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