What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Women's sports.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Rebecca Black.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Microsoft Windows

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

your life

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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