crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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