What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Bin Laden is dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Penis.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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