What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Your mom

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Left. That one direction...

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Anti Joke

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