Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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no u

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

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