Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Grapefruit.

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women's rights

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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