A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Asians

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

antijokes

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

knock knock Come in.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Justin Bieber

BUTTERFARTING

WTF BOOOOOM

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Lil' Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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