Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Fuck her

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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