Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Amputations.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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dead babies

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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