Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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