- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Hitler was Jewish.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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