How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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