- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

you just lost the game!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

I only like NY as a friend.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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