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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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