Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

cot!

Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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