What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Penis in a box.

What's white and sticky? Glue

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Mitt Romney for president.

Anti Joke

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