- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

the your face joke

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Women's sports.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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