What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Penis jokes.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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cot!

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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I don't get it

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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