obama is a good president

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A guy is playing cod

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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you will die someday

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Penis

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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