What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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