What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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