What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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