why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Obama-Care

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Women's Rights

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

austins gay lolololol

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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