Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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AVI IS A FAG

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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cory is gay

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Your Mom

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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