Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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