Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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So dont touch it

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Your Mom

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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I only like NY as a friend.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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