Your doorbell is broken.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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