- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??