A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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