- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

women leaving the kitchen

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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