Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Your Mom

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

My mom.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

dog

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

My Girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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