- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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