Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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minorities.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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