What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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My Girlfriend

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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weiner? balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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