Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Bumsniffer

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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