What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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It says so on your cap.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

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