Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A baby seal walks into a club...

YOLO

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Penis

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

austins gay lolololol

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

I am really good at math debating

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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