- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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