- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Avery has crabs.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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