- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why was johny late to school? He died

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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