Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Women's rights.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A Banana wrote this...

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Anti Joke

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