How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Left. That one direction...

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Anti Joke

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