What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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My mom just died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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