How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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123 Main street

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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