- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Penis!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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