why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Barack Obama

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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