Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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World peace

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Google Doodles

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Your mom

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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