What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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