- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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