What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

knock knock your gay

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

The Charlotte bobcats.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

no u

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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