what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Penis.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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