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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

a show horse jumps over a bar

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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