- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How do u shit With ur ass

Unflushed Shit...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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