How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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