why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Chuck Norris died.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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