What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Yeah, totally.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Poopsack Jones

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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