- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Women's rights.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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