What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I'm gay.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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