What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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cms.......?????

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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