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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Your Mom

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I only like NY as a friend.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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