Your Mom

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Lebron Traveled

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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