why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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