I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

john liked the paper........ so he took it

i love antijokes

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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