What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Chuck Norris died.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

like for a handjob.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

whats funny? ebola and 911

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Tennesse

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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