what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Sex. That is all.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

OGC - tilt your head

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

It says so on your cap.

co jo kurwa tocza?

lololololololololol

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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