- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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