Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is worse than hell?

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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This is not a good joke.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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