Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Sex. That is all.

co jo kurwa tocza?

penis

lololololololololol

OGC - tilt your head

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

It says so on your cap.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

The WNBA.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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