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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

baby seal walks into a bar

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Knock Knock Come in

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Sex. That is all.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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