- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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