The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Did you know?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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