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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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I don't get it

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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NEVER

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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