Baseball

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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