Your mom

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Penis in a box.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Video Games

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Knock knock Come in!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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