What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

like for a handjob.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

That's Racist

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Ass

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

Penis jokes.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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