A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Steve Jobs.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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An asian walks out of math class

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mom

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