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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Compton

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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