- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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