How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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oh hiya come in

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Amputations.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Baseball

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Anti Joke

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