Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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8=D

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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My Girlfriend

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Your Mom

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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