Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Pickles

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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