- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Star Wars

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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