What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Pickles

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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