- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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