do you know what's so funny? yup

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

I cant think of one (._. )

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Your mom

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Steve Jobs.

Anti Joke

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