- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Mmmm, donuts

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

The Charlotte bobcats.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??