What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Rebecca Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

thumb_up thumb_down +41

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

thumb_up thumb_down +33

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The Charlotte bobcats.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops