What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Penis.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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what time is it rape time

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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