- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

ballsack

sixty....eight.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

The glass is half an hour.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

obama is a good president

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