Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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