- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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