What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Womens rights

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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suck my dick.

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69

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Microsoft Windows

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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