An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Your mom goes to college

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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minorities.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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