- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

ballsack

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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