- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Dan O'Driscoll

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Justin Bieber

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Small titties.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Your mom goes to college

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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