like my drawing of a white person?

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Anti Joke

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