What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Teen pregnancy

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

suck my dick.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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