Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

i wish i was a tree !

you will die someday

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

your face.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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