- Anti Joke

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

I have read the Terms of Service.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

baby seal walks into a bar

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The glass is half an hour.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.