What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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penisface

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A guy is playing cod

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Get in the van

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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