Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Fuck her

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Women's Rights

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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