- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

cory is gay

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