What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Go away.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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