- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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