- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Lebron Traveled

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Rob Bell

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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