Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Women's sports.

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