What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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