- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Women's sports.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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