Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Water, please.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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