- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

penis that is all

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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