Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Hi colton

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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