What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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suck my dick.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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