- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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